Funny Urdu Shayari

Jab Se Begum Ne Mujhe Murgha Bana Rakha Hai

Jab se begum ne mujhe murgha bana rakha hai

Main ne nazron ki tarah sir bi jhuka rakha hai

Bartno! Aj mere sir pe baraste kyu ho

Main ne dho dha ke tumhe kitna saja rakh hai

Pehle belan ne banaya mere sir per goomarr

Or chimtey ne mera gaal saja rakha ha

Sarey kapre to jala dale meri begum ne

Zeb tan karne ko buneyan phata rakha ha

Ay kanwaro! yun hi aabad raho shaad raho

Hum ko begum ne to sooli pe charha rakha hai

Wohi dunya ma muqaddar ka sikandar thehra

Jis ne khud ko yahan shadi se bacha rakha ha

Haq niswan ki jo leader hain batayen to zara

Kis se sartaj ko jooti per utha rakha hai

Roz leti ha wo talashi police ki manind

Puchti ha kahan peson ko chupa rakha ha

Pee ja is maar ki talkhi ko bi hans kar akbar

Maar khaney ma bi qudrat ne maza rakha hai

(Funny Urdu Shayari)