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Funny Sardar Jokes

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Sardar Latifay

30 sardar ek behri jahaaz ma ja rahe the.

Jahaaz dooba bi nahi lakin sab mar gaye, bhala kese?

Jahaaz samundar ma kharab ho ke ruk gya tha, sab dhaka lagane ke liye utr gaye.

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Funny Sardar Latifay

Santa banta jungle ma ja rahe the. smane sher aa gya.

Santa ne mitti uthai or sher ki aankh ma daal kar bhagne laga.

Banta wahen khara raha.

Santa: Abhey bhaag!

Banta: Main kyun bhagun? mitti tu ne dali ha.

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Funny Sardar Jokes

Ek miss ko apne shagird se pyar ho gaya.

Miss ne usey message kiya: “I miss you”.

Sardar ne kafi der sochne ke baad reply kiya ke: “I student you.”

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Very Funny Sardar Jokes

Sardar ji ka beta: “Baapu idhar aa ja.”

Sardarni: “Putar! baapu nu izat naal bulai da aey.”

Beta: “We baapu! izat naal edhar mar.”

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Punjabi Jokes

Ek chor sardar ji ne apni mangetar ko soney ka haar la kar diya.

Magetar: “Jan! is haar ki bhala qeemat kya ho gi?”

Sardar ji: “Sirf teen saal qaid, te be shumar litar.”

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Very Funny Punjabi Jokes

Sardar: Bachpan wich maa di gal suni hondi te aj ay din na wekhna penda.

Judge: Kya kehti thi maa?

Sardar: Paa ji, jadon gal hi nai suni te fer ki dasna…..

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Funny Sardar Jokes

Ek sardar kafi der se door khari larki ko ghoor raha tha.

Tang aa kar larki ne hath se lanat ka ishara kiya.

Sardar ne dost ko kohni maar kar kha: “Le aj fer panj waje da time fix hoya ay.”

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Most Funny Sardar Jokes

Sardar darakht se ulta latka hua tha.

Kisi ne pucha ke kya hua?

Sardar: Yar sir dard ki goli khai ha kahen pait ma na chali jaye.

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Jokes in Punjabi

Sardar ki cycle ek larki se ja takrai.

Larki: We anneya, brake nai mar skda si?

Sardar: Sohneyo! puri cycle te mar diti ay, haley ve naraz o.

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Funny Jokes in Punjabi

Ek sardar jalebain bech raha tha or awaz laga rha tha, aloo le lo, aloo le lo….

Ek admi ne pucha: sardar ji ye to jalebian hain.

Sardar: Chup ho jao, warna makkhiyan aa jayen gi…

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Santa Banta Jokes

Sardar: Ye tum kesi maachis laye ho, ek bi teeli nahi jal rhi?

Beta: Kya bat karte ho aba! ek ek teeli check kar ke laya hu sab jal rahi thi.

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Very Funny Santa Banta Jokes

Ek sikh motory cycle per bari market ke road se guzar rha tha, qareeb se atey se lada hua ek truck guzra, tez hawa ke baais aatey ki boriyon se gard or bhosi urney lagi.

Sikh ne apni dono ankhen band kar li, ye soch kar ke kahen ye bhoosi ankhon ma na chali jaye.

Jab sikh ki aankh khuli to wo hospital ma tha.

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Funny Santa Banta Jokes

Sardar ne ek bachey ko aghwa kiya or ek chit pe likha, 50 lakh rupey kal subha tak pul ke neeche rakh do. Phir ye chit bachey per chispan kar ke bache ko ghar wapis bhej diya…!

Dusrey roz sardar pul ke neeche gya to wahan 50 lakh rupey mojood the or sath hi ek chit thi jis pe likha tha…..pesey ka afsos nahi, afsos to bs ye ha ke sardar ne sardar ko loota.

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Most Funny Santa Banta Jokes

Teacher sardar se: “Thand” ko jumley ma istemal karo.

Sardar: Tusi saano sabaq parha ditta, sadey palley pawey na pawey, tawanu te thand pe gai ay na.

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Sikh Jokes

Sardar ki biwi bhaag gaye.

Teen din baad wapis aye.

Sardar gusey se bola: Hun ki len aai ay.

Sardarni: Mobile da charger bhul gai si.

 

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Funny Sikh Jokes

Doctor: Hum mazrat khwa hain, operation ke waqt rubber ka dastana ap ke pait ma reh gya ha is liye dobara operation karna pare ga.

Sardar Tu pagal to nahi ha? ye pakar 30 rupey or baazar se dusra dastana le aa.

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Jokes of Sardar

Ek behri jahaz doob rha tha.

Angrez: Yahan se zameen kitni door ha?

Sardar ji: Ek kilometer

Angrez ne samundar ma jump laga kar pucha: Kis taraf?

Sardar: Thaley nu, thaley nu.

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Funny Jokes of Sardar

Doctor ke band clinic ke bahir lambi qitaar lagi thi.

Ek sardar bar bar line ma ghusta, log us ko pakar kar peeche dhakeel detey.

Sardar: Lage raho bhaiyo! main vi clinic nai kholna!!!

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Sardar SMS Jokes

Sardar ko ek number boht tang kar rha tha.

Sardar ne nai sim li or us number pe fune kar ke bola: “Kaminey wo number ma ne band kar diya ab tera baap bi tang nahi kar paye ga.”

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Funny Sardar SMS Jokes

Sardar ne cycle chalate huye ek aadmi ko takar mar di.

Sardar: “Gusa na karo pa ji! aap boht khush qismat ho.

Aadmi: wo kese?

Sardar: Aaj meri chutti ha warna ma truck chalata hun.

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