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Funny Pathan Jokes

Pathan bi sardar ki tarah jokes ki dunya ka ek zabardast character mana jata ha. Sardaron ki tarah pathnon ke latifay bi puri dunye ma mashhoor hain jo in per banaye jate hain. Funny pathan jokes ma pathan ke kirdar ko asey dikhaya jata ha ke wo koi bi kam karta ha to us se ulat ho jata ha ya wo uska koi ulat matlab hi nikal leta ha or wo ulat matlb ma jo jawab deta ha wo ek joke ki shakal ikhtiyar kar leta ha. Pathan jokes parhne ma boht mazedar hote hain or har umar ke log inko shok se parhte hain or apna mood thek karte hain. agar ap pareshan ha ya ap kisi bi kism ki choti ya bari pareshani ma mubtala ho to ap ye pathan jokes parho or dekhte hi dekhte ap khud ko tension free samjne lagen ge or ek hansi ki dunya ma dakhil ho jayen ge. Roz marra ki zindagi ma pathan kese kese waqeyat se guzarte hain or wo waqeyat ek funny mor kese ikhteyar kar lete hain, is page pe mojud latifay parhne ke baad apko sab malum ho jayega. ye sab latifay apko pareshani se bahir nikalne ke liye likhe gaye hain. Kuch logon ki hobby hoti ha urdu jokes parhna or kuch log time pass karne ke liye funny urdu jokes parhte hain. Ye page dono kisam ke logon ke liye boht hi zabardast ha or is page pe mojood tamam latifay visitors ko boht entertain karen ge or wo future ma bi is page ka dobara visit karen ge ta ke latest pathan jokes parh kar un se lutf andoz ho saken.

 

Funny Jokes on Pathan

Pathan: “Shirt ke liye kapra dikhao.”

Salesman: “Plane ma dikhaun sir!!!

Pathan: “Nahi, helicopter ma dikhao. Khabees ka bacha, jahan pathan dekha wahan mazaaq shuru.”

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Urdu Lateefay Pathan

Pathan ke 3 bachey huwe.

Naam rakha…hasrat khan, harkat khan, barkat khan

Phir 3 or bache huwe

Naam rakha…..dareya khan, samundar khan, selab khan

Phir 3 or bache huwe

Naam rakha……himmat khan, hosla khan, bardasht khan

Phir 3 or huwe is baar biwi ne naam rakha

bas kar khan, hosh kar khan, reham kar khan

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Pathan Funny Jokes

Larki: “Meri ami ko tum bohat pasand aye ho.”

Pathan: “Sharmate huwe. kuch bi ho per hum shadi tum se hi kare ga. khaala se kaho hum ko bhool jaye.”

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Urdu Jokes Pathan

Ek punjabi ne peshawar ma kalashankof ka soda kiya.

Khan: “Yahen per leni ha to 40,000 or agar ghar pohnchwani ha to 1,00,000.

Punjabi: “Ye lo ek lakh or lahore pohncha do.

Khan: “Thek ha ghar pohanch kar phone karna.

Punjabi ghar pohanch kar: “Han khan sahin! Main ghar pohanch gya hu.”

Khan: “Thek ha kalashankof tumhara gari ke neeche bandha hua ha.”

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Pathan Urdu Jokes

Pathan air hostess se: “Tumhara shakal hamara biwi se milta ha.”

Air hostess: “Bakwas band karo.”

Pathan: “Masha Allah! zuban bi milta ha.”

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Best Pathan Jokes

Teacher: 2 ma se 2 nikley to kya bacha?

Pathan: Hum ko sawaal samjh nhi aya.

Teacher: Tumhare paas 2 rotiyan thi, tum ne un ko kha liya ab kya bacha?

Pathan: Saalan…..

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Pathan Jokes SMS

Ek pathan ki pent phat gai…

Tailar se silwa kar bill pucha…

Tailor: 250…

Pathan ne usey 500 diya…

Tailor: Ye kya…

Pathan: Tera bill sun ke phir phat gai hai…

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Jokes of Pathan

Pathan: Light nahi ha to kambakht pankha hi chala do.

Biwi: Akhir pathan hi ho na! Aqal to ha hi nahi. Pankha chala diya to mom bati bhuj jaye gi phir kya karo ge andhere ma.

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Jokes Pathan

Pathan ek shadi ma gya.

Jab khana laga to is ko plate nahi mil raha tha.

Pathan ne khana jaldi se apne daaman ma dalna shuru kiya.

Logon ne jab pucha ye kya kar rahe ho to pathan ne kha. “Daagh to chala jaye ga per ye waqat phir nahi ayega.”

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Funny Jokes of Pathan

Pathan: Yara ye “sent message” kya hota ha???

Doosra pathan: Khuda ka qasam! tum to bilkul jaahil ka bacha ha. “sent message” ka matlab ha…….khushboo wala message.

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Urdu Jokes SMS for Pathan

Pathan: Agar mere hath ma hakoomat ho main mulk ki taqdeer badal doon…

Biwi: Pehle tum apni shalwar to badal lo, subah se meri pehan ke ghoom rahe ho…

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